Hot guys. Holding cute puppies.
Schwartzman out being a babe with a bulldog who looks like his name should be Bruce the Batdog. This picture is perfect to me.
Liliya J. knew what was going on when she submitted this.

Schwartzman out being a babe with a bulldog who looks like his name should be Bruce the Batdog. This picture is perfect to me.

Liliya J. knew what was going on when she submitted this.

Remember how like, 10 years ago Luke Wilson was clearly the better Wilson in terms of people you’d like to date? He was better looking, less attractive and got more decent roles? And all Owen had was a nose that had been broken once a year every year since he was born and Zoolander.
But then Owen tried to kill himself, and the caretaker in me was like “Poor baby. Poor, rich baby.” and Luke Wilson stopped getting roles in movies and started taking roles in cell phone commercials?
How the Wilson Tables have turned since the year 2000…
(Thanks to Jessica G for sending this picture in.)

Remember how like, 10 years ago Luke Wilson was clearly the better Wilson in terms of people you’d like to date? He was better looking, less attractive and got more decent roles? And all Owen had was a nose that had been broken once a year every year since he was born and Zoolander.

But then Owen tried to kill himself, and the caretaker in me was like “Poor baby. Poor, rich baby.” and Luke Wilson stopped getting roles in movies and started taking roles in cell phone commercials?

How the Wilson Tables have turned since the year 2000…

(Thanks to Jessica G for sending this picture in.)

Oh, look! A blog post!
I forgot all about this blog, until I had an idea to start a blog about Bespectacled babes, bongs and bulldogs and then remembered this. Basically all of my ideas are centered around attractive men and canines.
This picture was sent to me FOREVER AGO by two awesome ladies I went to high school with. On a scale of 1 to 10, I was 12-embarrassed when I got the e-mail and found out that people I went to high school with read this blog.
John Kerry in ur blogz, holdin ur puppiez.

Oh, look! A blog post!

I forgot all about this blog, until I had an idea to start a blog about Bespectacled babes, bongs and bulldogs and then remembered this. Basically all of my ideas are centered around attractive men and canines.

This picture was sent to me FOREVER AGO by two awesome ladies I went to high school with. On a scale of 1 to 10, I was 12-embarrassed when I got the e-mail and found out that people I went to high school with read this blog.

John Kerry in ur blogz, holdin ur puppiez.

Look everyone, it’s Orlando Bloom! You in 2003 just got so excited!

Look everyone, it’s Orlando Bloom! You in 2003 just got so excited!

If you’re into guys who look like a gayer, more Morman version of Lance Bass, then this is your jpeg-jam for sure.
I ain’t judgin’. I cater to all types. Even the ones who love gay Mormans. ESPECIALLY the ones who love gay Mormans.

If you’re into guys who look like a gayer, more Morman version of Lance Bass, then this is your jpeg-jam for sure.

I ain’t judgin’. I cater to all types. Even the ones who love gay Mormans. ESPECIALLY the ones who love gay Mormans.

Kampire B. e-mailed me to say my writing was funny. Correct. That is so correct. There was probably more to the e-mail, like maybe a link to a photo of a hot guy holding a cute puppy who is wearing BABY CLOTHES, but probably not. All I saw was her compliment. All I ever see are the compliments. This isn’t very hard because I am a very likable person with many, many amazing characteristics for people to compliment, like “not racist”, “enjoys Christopher Meloni” and “I’ll fucking punch your face if you try to eat a hamburger with ketchup on it in my car.”
Ketchup wafting off a hot hamburger is the worst smell that could happen.

Anyway, if you want to drop off a compliment (or even better, a picture of a hot guy holding a cute puppy) feel drop an e-mail to hotguysholdingcutepuppies@gmail.com

Kampire B. e-mailed me to say my writing was funny. Correct. That is so correct. There was probably more to the e-mail, like maybe a link to a photo of a hot guy holding a cute puppy who is wearing BABY CLOTHES, but probably not. All I saw was her compliment. All I ever see are the compliments. This isn’t very hard because I am a very likable person with many, many amazing characteristics for people to compliment, like “not racist”, “enjoys Christopher Meloni” and “I’ll fucking punch your face if you try to eat a hamburger with ketchup on it in my car.”

Ketchup wafting off a hot hamburger is the worst smell that could happen.

Anyway, if you want to drop off a compliment (or even better, a picture of a hot guy holding a cute puppy) feel drop an e-mail to hotguysholdingcutepuppies@gmail.com

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David Duchovny is one of those men you saw all the time as a kid, but never really realized he was attractive until you was a full grown woman-type. It’s like, before that point you assumed the most attractive a person could get was AJ from the Backstreet Boys because he had facial hair, which was like the quintessential sign you were a badass when you lived in 1998 and your occupational status was “in a boy band”. And the only way to rebel against your father is to be attracted to the badass type.
But then you grew up.
But for real, I would probably still sleep with AJ from BSB, because like… I don’t know. I just know fifth grade me would be really proud of myself.

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David Duchovny is one of those men you saw all the time as a kid, but never really realized he was attractive until you was a full grown woman-type. It’s like, before that point you assumed the most attractive a person could get was AJ from the Backstreet Boys because he had facial hair, which was like the quintessential sign you were a badass when you lived in 1998 and your occupational status was “in a boy band”. And the only way to rebel against your father is to be attracted to the badass type.

But then you grew up.

But for real, I would probably still sleep with AJ from BSB, because like… I don’t know. I just know fifth grade me would be really proud of myself.

It’s so shameful that Mid-1980’s Johnny Depp is holding this Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (eternal puppies, amirite?) and not 2009 Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp aging is out of control. No one should be able to age that well. He has consistently increased in attractiveness with each passing year, and he’s 46. This “fine wine” phenomenon is suppose to stop at 34.
Plus, I mean, have you guys even seen Chocolat? Did you see it while you were PMSing and overly emotional? No? Then no, you’ve never really seen Chocolat.

It’s so shameful that Mid-1980’s Johnny Depp is holding this Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (eternal puppies, amirite?) and not 2009 Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp aging is out of control. No one should be able to age that well. He has consistently increased in attractiveness with each passing year, and he’s 46. This “fine wine” phenomenon is suppose to stop at 34.

Plus, I mean, have you guys even seen Chocolat? Did you see it while you were PMSing and overly emotional? No? Then no, you’ve never really seen Chocolat.

I think what’s happening in this picture is that this dog is being adorable, Zachery Quinto is really confused as to why he still hasn’t publicly come out of the closet, and that lady is disgusted a gay male could have fashion sense that awful*.
Zachery Quinto is amazing to me because seperate, his facial features are ugly. But together, as a whole, on his face, they are unbelievably hot. Mind boggling. 
*I’m not saying she’s RIGHT in being disgusted that he doesn’t fit a stereotype. I’m just the messenger.

I think what’s happening in this picture is that this dog is being adorable, Zachery Quinto is really confused as to why he still hasn’t publicly come out of the closet, and that lady is disgusted a gay male could have fashion sense that awful*.

Zachery Quinto is amazing to me because seperate, his facial features are ugly. But together, as a whole, on his face, they are unbelievably hot. Mind boggling.

*I’m not saying she’s RIGHT in being disgusted that he doesn’t fit a stereotype. I’m just the messenger.

Paul McCartney with his Olde English Sheepdog, Martha.
Additional Adorable: Watch the video for Heart of the Country to see Paul and Linda being all in love, with Martha romping along side them. It’s like the most perfect thing you could even imagine. You gots your husband, you gots your dog, and you gots your love. Even this calloused bitch sitting in front of this laptop can appreciate that.

Paul McCartney with his Olde English Sheepdog, Martha.

Additional Adorable: Watch the video for Heart of the Country to see Paul and Linda being all in love, with Martha romping along side them. It’s like the most perfect thing you could even imagine. You gots your husband, you gots your dog, and you gots your love. Even this calloused bitch sitting in front of this laptop can appreciate that.