I think Michael Vick is a disgusting excuse for a human being, but that dog is adorable and maybe Vick just wasn’t loved enough as a child. If you put your finger on your computer screen so it’s blocking out his half-dead stare, then he can be mildly attractive.

Maybe you have a weird violent rape fantasy. Maybe Vick gets you off. I mean, I don’t know. I don’t judge. I’m not happy about putting this here. Just don’t say I didn’t attempt to appeal to every follower of hotguysholdingcutepuppies, ok?