That guy has definitely had a cock or 8 in his mouth before, but I mean, that’s cool. He’s still hot. The disconcerting thing about being attracted to a gay dude is that you always know, somewhere in the back of your head thoughts, that he’ll always be better at giving blow jobs than you. Which is why I could never date a man who was bi. Yeah, I’ve thought about it. No, I’ve never even been presented with the chance to date a guy who was bi. These are just the things I think of while sitting in Western Civ class.

But that guy is hot and that beagle puppy is disgruntled and wearing a hat. Love u, beagle pup.