Casey C. got her rich and famous friend Joel to pose with this dog who is more rich and more famous.

I’m guessing. To be honest, Rob is actually very poor. This is the only outfit he owns. It’s so sad, really. Please send all donations for Rob to me. I’ll make sure they get to him.

I don’t know what I’m talking about. I hope Rob doesn’t see me on the street someday and punch me in the arm for spreading rumors that he’s a homeless man. Rob, listen. I haven’t had much sleep lately and I’m sort of stressed out because I don’t know where I’m going in life. I mean, I just recently started a blog that involves attractive men holding cute puppies and I’m just not positive this is a good decision for a 21 year old, fully-functioning female to make.

Apologies, Rob. Blame Casey C.