(photo via aeropuertos)

I guess this is Adrian Brody again. Maybe he is hot. I don’t know.

Hot:

• $$$$$$$$
• $$$$$$$$
• Any guy that gets down on the ground to play with his dog is an okay guy in my book
• $$
• $
• Probably met Johnny Depp before
• Probably has fucked some models
• Has “talent” or whatevs.

Not:

• Everything else?

The Hots have it, I guess. I would want to cuddle right up in the middle of them. Yes, cuddle. I still can’t bear to think of Adrien as a sexual being. He just looks like a nice cuddle partner. Like he doesn’t get too hot and sweaty where your skin touches his skin and he also is fully aware of the importance of blankets and maybe he’ll run his fingers through your hair a couple times. But not too many times. God, Adrien, I hope you’re aware of what amazing rumors I’m spreading about you.

Feel free to contact me so you can prove I’m not lying to the Internet. Lenny Kravitz is probably buying me a mattress room, so it’s an ideal trial-bed situation we have on our hands.